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One day I gonna to Malta to a big hotel, in the morning I go down to eat a breakfast.
I tell the waitress that I want two pieces of toast .she brings me only one piece. I
tell her “I wanna two pieces”. She say “Go to the toilet”. I say “you don’t
understand, I wanna two pieces on my plate”. She say to me: “you better not piss on
the plate, you sonnawabitch”. I do not even know this lady and she call me a
sonnawabitch!!
Later I go to eat at a bigger restaurant. The waiter brings me a Spoon and a knief but
no fork. I tell her “I wanna a fock.” and she tella me ,”everyone wanna fuck.” I tella
her, ” you don’t understand me…I wanna fork on the table.” She say, “You better not
fuck on the table you sonnawabitch.”
So I go back to my room in my hotel and there is no sheets on the bed. I call the
manager and tell him “I wanna a sheet.” he tell me to go the toilet. I say “you don’t
understand I wanna a sheet on my bed.” He say, “You better not shit on the bed, you
sonnawabitch.”
I go to the Check out and the man at the desk said,”Peace on you.” and I say,” Piss on
you too, you sonnawabicth.” I gonna back to Italy!
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